The Kingdom of Womble 14253 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.588 billion Womble 14253ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Womble 14253ian economy, worth 215 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 47,017 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,032 per year while the poor average 2,947, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 14253's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 14253 is ranked 241,603^rd in the world and 15,064^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.